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// jasmine // 16 // sydney //
my free time is usually spent devouring large amounts of nutella, falling off/into things, and crying over harry styles.
i hope you like my blog, it’s basically just everything i funny funny.


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2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 4,753 notes

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 531,630 notes

barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

image

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 136,389 notes

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 352,138 notes

captainyosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 91,388 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 440,547 notes
2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 392,242 notes

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 727,075 notes

vogelbird:

business in the post, party in the tags

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 130,605 notes
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