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i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
i hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and my cardigan
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details