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// jasmine // 16 // sydney //

my free time is usually spent devouring unhealthy amounts of nutella and pizza and crying over harry styles.



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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

11 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 220,295 notes
odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

12 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 322,249 notes
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adventuresinchemistry:

Seduce me with science puns

13 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 1,521 notes

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

14 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 213,865 notes
taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

15 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 268,303 notes

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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16 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 227,196 notes

myotpisgay:

itty-bittyghost:

mama-mushi:

pattyidontcarestump:

punkfob:

jack-likes-thrust:

PANIC IS TOURING WITH FALL OUT BOY

PANIC IS TOURING WITH FALL OUT BOY

PaNIc iS TOUriNg wITh fALL OUt bOy

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WHAT

AGAIN

THEY’RE ALSO TOURING WITH TWENTY ONE PILOTS

YESSSSSS
IT IS HAPPPENNINNNG AHHHHHHHH

MY THREE FAVORITE BANDS YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

22 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 19,147 notes
22 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 8,869 notes

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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22 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 82,692 notes

sean-codyvevo:

Me: *shopping with parents* Can I get this?

Parents: No

Me:

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22 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 279 notes