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// jasmine // 16 // sydney //

my free time is usually spent devouring unhealthy amounts of nutella and pizza and crying over harry styles.



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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 79,527 notes

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 417,686 notes

THIS IIS THE STORY OF A GIRL

WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORK

AND WHILE SHE LOOKED SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER

WHEN SHE SMILLLLESSSSSSSS

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1 note
futurediver:

DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

futurediver:

DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 475,690 notes
Tagged as: #OMG HOLT HSIT 

intergalacticsloth:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 389,605 notes
Tagged as: #yaaas #space 

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 52,152 notes

sixeyedandmagic:

awesomephilia:

even jesus pooped

Holy shit

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 161,749 notes

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 421,447 notes

pastel-fag:

andy is me

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 2,843 notes
Tagged as: #parks and rec 
2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 158,238 notes