my free time is usually spent devouring large amounts of nutella, falling off/into things, and crying over harry styles.
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i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i
parents: “u should be more active”
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
business in the post, party in the tags