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// jasmine // 16 // sydney //
my free time is usually spent devouring large amounts of nutella, falling off/into things, and crying over harry styles.
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7 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 148,913 notes
8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 347,005 notes

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

9 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 339,874 notes
dietcondoms:

i hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and my cardigan

dietcondoms:

i hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and my cardigan

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,826 notes

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 415,121 notes
14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 26,520 notes
lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omfg

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omfg

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 154,355 notes
14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 31,701 notes

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 545,965 notes

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 75,293 notes