stacy’s mom is 10 years old
just fyi the song not the mom
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making an appearance at the family holiday party
what are u trying to say youtube
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
somebody write this novel right now
I volunteer John Green
Don’t volunteer John Green, he will kill the soul mate.
dont ever watch horror films with me because my reaction to literally everything is
"thats kind of fucked up"
"i told you"
"what the hell are you doing"
the rush to delete something you accidentally reblogged is intense as shit
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.