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justintimerblake:

learning that one of your favorite mutuals unfollowed you image

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 43,028 notes
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thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

5 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 188,579 notes

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 258,739 notes

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 409,386 notes
1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 43,866 notes
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 44,564 notes
failstun:

i have arrived

failstun:

i have arrived

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 106,044 notes
sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 249,984 notes
fucking idiot
- me to me (via v-ws)
3 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 423,946 notes